PORTLAND, OR – In an inspiring tale of personal growth and perseverance, local deli clerk and guitarist Jamie Miller has turned his life around by returning to school to earn a degree in electrical engineering—all thanks to the complex features…

DENVER, CO – In a bold move to rationalize his ever-growing collection of guitar pedals, local musician and self-proclaimed gear enthusiast, Mark Stevens, has launched a YouTube channel dedicated to reviewing his extensive array of effects. Stevens, who recently added a…

EVANSTON, IL – In a stunning display of musical expertise, local guitarist and self-proclaimed tone aficionado, Alex Johnson, has declared the new Universal Audio Lion pedal to be the most accurate representation of vintage Marshall amp tones—despite having never actually played through a…

KING OF PRUSSIA, PA – In a groundbreaking move that has left the local music community in awe, aspiring guitarist Dave Thompson has invested in a $300 boutique overdrive pedal, promising to revolutionize his rendition of the same three chords he’s…

BROOKLYN, NY – In a move that has baffled both financial advisors and fellow musicians, local guitarist Jake Reynolds has purchased a $6000 Klon Centaur pedal, citing “investment purposes” as the primary motivation behind the acquisition. Reynolds, who has never…

HARTFORD, CT –In a bold move to address a growing epidemic among guitarists, local musician Sarah Martinez has founded the first-ever Pedal Collection Support Group, aimed at helping musicians cope with their insatiable desire to hoard guitar pedals. Martinez, who…

NASHVILLE, TN – Local praise and worship guitarist Caleb Johnson proudly announced today that he has purchased an Origin Effects Cali76 compressor for the low, low price of $400, confirming that his tone remains completely unchanged. “Man, the clarity, the…